"If you can read this" Small Print | HY Graphic Tee
Keep it minimal, ironic, and just a little uncomfortably funny. This ultra-clean graphic tee features a tiny, understated line of text that reads: “if you can read this, you’re too close”—designed to reward the observant while subtly calling out personal space invaders.
At first glance, it looks like a plain, minimalist shirt. But once noticed, the message lands as a dry, comedic jab that perfectly captures modern sarcasm and boundary-setting humor. It’s subtle enough for everyday wear, but bold enough to make people pause, laugh, and take a step back.
Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee blends comfort with low-key attitude. Perfect for introverts, humor lovers, or anyone who prefers their jokes quiet but effective.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable durability
- Print delivering detailed, long-lasting graphics (front, back, inner neck)
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean